Friday, February 20, 2015

Poot

This is what happens when one loses a bet with one's husband.

Word of today:

Poot 
An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.
After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.
by Mr. Dwayne May 20, 2005

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